Where do I start! I guess CaliforniaEOY is first on the list! So I don’t know how many of you know what this event is so here is the link www.CaliforniaEOY.com. The event was beyond amazing all the girls where amazing! and they put on a damn fucking awesome pageant! Before I get to who won I got to hang out with my friends client Jessica Sutta from the Pussycat Dolls, who I sadly didn’t get a picture with cause we were watching the show and I didn’t wanna stop watching cause it was that amazing! Jessica is one of the most sweetest girls ever! I have to say if you know this girl your very lucky, I know I’m glad to have meet her and be a friend of hers. We had such a blast talking about all kinda things with her and then I asked her about her $2,000+ Christian Louboutins that I was drooling all over! I had to barrow them I told her for the next time I perform in a show and she said absolutely I could! Jessica had to leave about an hour or 2 into the show her boyfriend was waiting for her at home and I understand that for sure and she left. I do have to thank Jeff (Mamma) for giving me the chance to hang with Jessica and you are totally right shes a real doll so thank you again so much for that! So continued to watch the pageant and was running around working it as well. I know I was working the pageant! when I came to enjoy and watch but I actually worked and worked my ass off with selling programs which where amazingly done by Brad. Side note (These books where fucking out of this world and Brad worked his ass off to make them) I was walking around selling those programs and trying to watch the show at the same time but I lost my head with the show, that I started to give the contestants free ones which I made a huge mistake! Now I’m gonna speed things up cause this was a long night of drag queens and judging and all that so let me do this easy and fast!

*Aubrey O’Day was a drunk mess due to this drag judge who kept giving her drinks

*Got to meet Bridget Marquardt who was adorable! , Shanna Moakler who was very beautiful!, Jai Rodriguez who’s hot and has a nice ass!, Aubry was gone so I didn’t get to get a pic with her and Holly Madison either which sucked!

*It took 40 fucking damn minutes to figure out who won California Entertainer of the Year!

*Sahara Davenport from Rupal’s Drag Race Season 2 flew all the way in from NYC to see the show!

*Shangela WON California Entertainer of the Year! I have to say cause she was beyond FIERCE and she did it all on her own! Congratulations again you so deserve it!

and I think that’s all from what I remember and if  forgot anything or anyone I’m sorry but you know I love you! That was my experience with CaliforniaEOY, next year I think a lot of you should join and come to the event cause you’ll have a great time!

Can I talk about this damn weather as of late! WTF is going on! in AZ we had one of the worse storms ever and it looks like snow! I have never seen snow fall btw and I have been wanting to so bad cause it would be beautiful to actually see one day. Any who so this storm came out of no where and let me just say… it rained like no ones business and flooded everything! The drive way was a lake and I had to call the coast guard to get me out of it while tubing in it, I was being swept away by the heavy flow of water. The backyard was a pool for the dogs and they had dug holes and it was covered and blind to the dogs, that I was worried about my babies falling in the holes they dug up. My boss said we had a tornado touch down about 5 miles from us but I didn’t see anything on it at all but he told me the story about it but who knows if its true. I’m just glad its all over now cause I don’t like being rained on or the rain when I’m outside, it makes me feel really dirty but when inside its the most beautiful thing ever to hear and see and just be lazy!

Last on my list which is gonna be even shorter cause I don’t wanna be a crunchy ass hateful hoe like my sister Angel Benton would call me. For those of you that know him and seen his car the last 2 years…check his car out now! Myself my boss his bf and Angel did a house clean is your house (car edition) and worked out his car and cleaned the fuck out of it! Angel now has a clean as can be car! found a lot of things and threw out a bunch of things! but his car is now clean! I do have to say this to put that bitch on blast! REMEMBER KEEP IT CLEAN! love ya betch!

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